This is how I feel today.

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If you've ever worked a part-time job as a retail clerk or barista or whatever, you'll appreciate this. You know how there's always that one employee who loves it a little too much? Like she's always there on her days off, just popping in to say hi or 'check the schedule'. I mean who comes in to pick up their paycheck and stays for 2 hours? This is that girl. She works at my neighborhood Starbucks and I swear she is there 24 hours a day. Here she is an HOUR after she got off work, holding her uniform and chatting with Ben who is making me the slowest iced chai ever. She is annoying and awkward and reminds me of a cross between Daria and Fran Drescher.

The Wonderful World of Wiki: Coolio

Excerpts from Coolio's Wikipedia page:

-During January 2009, Coolio worked with David Faustino (Bud Bundy from Married with Children) for an episode of Faustino's program Star-ving - Faustino's ex-wife is living with Coolio.<sup>[12]

-</sup>During February 2009 Coolio did a stage dive at a college show in England in Stoke-On-Trent. Nobody caught him. As he lay on the ground people stole his chains and his clothes. As James Fielden describes, "He nearly flattened one poor girl. Then all the students decided to launch on him. They grabbed whatever they could, including his trainers, watch, chains and glasses. He was pulled back on stage by the bouncers. They got his shoes back for him." ^[16]