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If you've ever worked a part-time job as a retail clerk or barista or whatever, you'll appreciate this. You know how there's always that one employee who loves it a little too much? Like she's always there on her days off, just popping in to say hi or 'check the schedule'. I mean who comes in to pick up their paycheck and stays for 2 hours? This is that girl. She works at my neighborhood Starbucks and I swear she is there 24 hours a day. Here she is an HOUR after she got off work, holding her uniform and chatting with Ben who is making me the slowest iced chai ever. She is annoying and awkward and reminds me of a cross between Daria and Fran Drescher.